posted 9 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 5:03 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

well id offer davids help but that would bring the wrong kind of attention im p sure

YEAH N0 D0 N0T 0FFER DAVID’S HELP. I’VE NEVER EVEN MET HIM, BUT TAR HAS LEFT A PRETTY VIVID IMPRESSI0N 0F HIM IN MY BRAIN.

posted 10 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 4:48 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

yeah id go with the reape dude

YEAH I’LL. TRY AND GRAB HIS ATTENTI0N I GUESS. N0 IDEA H0W T0 EVEN G0 AB0UT BUT. I’LL MAKE AN ATTEMPT!

posted 10 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 4:40 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

okay but imagine what happens if you dont inform his grim reaper boyfriend

B/

YES BUT C0NSIDER THE F0LL0WING.

I JUST TELL KIT. AND KIT PR0CEEDS T0 PR0BABLY CRY AND. UH. ACTUALLY Y’KN0W WHAT? GRIM IT IS.

posted 10 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 4:38 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

do it

no one likes a dead grapefruit B(

LEAST 0F ALL ME! THAT’S MY 0THER HALF, G0SH.

YEAH. I’LL TALK T0 KIT AB0UT IT. MAYBE GRIM?? I HAVE N0 IDEA H0W T0 APPR0ACH GRIM. I’VE SP0KEN T0 HIM LIKE. TWICE.

posted 10 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 4:28 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

well he wont be going anywhere once i plant my strider ass on him

dont even worry about it

WELL D0N’T D0 THAT. AT LEAST N0T UNTIL Y0U TALK WITH HIS 0WNER AND HIS WARD FIRST.

WHICH ACTUALLY I MIGHT D0. BECAUSE HIS BEHAVI0R IS STARTING T0 C0NCERN ME.

posted 10 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 4:23 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

yeah hes getting double strider squish now gdi

new rule

none of you are allowed around water other than showers

I AM T0TALLY 0KAY WITH THAT H0NESTLY.

WATER IS N0 FRIEND 0F MINE.

I HAVE NEVER LEARNED T0 SWIM, AND D0N’T REALLY WANT T0.

N0T SURE WHAT T0 D0 AB0UT MY 0THER HALF TH0UGH.

posted 10 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 4:13 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

alright

ugh why did it have to be a lake gdi

anyhoo he says he loves you

and im going to squish grapefruit when i get back i hope hes ready

I HAVE N0 IDEA???

TAR HAS T0LD ME C0UNTLESS TIMES H0W DANGER0US DEEP WATER IS F0R H0RR0RTERR0RS.

I HAVE N0 FUCKING CLUE WHY HE KEEPS. 

PURP0SFULLY SEEKING THEM 0UT. UGH.

TELL KING I L0VE HIM T00!! A WH0LE L0T!!!

AND I D0N’T THINK TAR IS EVER READY F0R SQUISHES, HEH.

posted 10 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 4:05 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

im going with cards

make sure grapefruit knows he isnt mad alright

just uh

idk what he is i just know he isnt angry

ALRIGHT, CARDS W0RK.

AND I’LL TRY MY BEST.

BUT WHEN TAR GETS LIKE THIS.

I’VE LEARNED IT’S BEST T0 JUST LET HIM.

RIDE IT 0UT, I GUESS.

HE’S STILL LEARNING H0W T0 JUGGLE ALL HIS EM0TI0NS.

posted 10 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 4:00 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

yeah i have to agree there

im not really happy finding my bro so broken down again

meadow

sounds good

any ideas for keeping his hands busy?

UHM.

BRING S0ME CARDS?

MAYBE S0ME KNITTING NEEDLES?

0R Y0U C0ULD HAVE HIM D0 WHAT I D0.

SHIT T0N 0F C0L0RED PAPER.

AN EMPTY JAR.

S0ME MARKERS.

AND JUST MAKE A HELL 0F A L0T 0F PAPER STARS.

posted 11 hours agoSep 1, 2014, 3:50 am with 22 notes

official-karkrab:

hey dont worry about it

like i said 

his emotions are playing the whole flip flop game

YEAH. WE REALLY NEED T0. T0 GET THAT L00KED AT. UGH.

MAYBE TAKE HIM 0UT S0MEWHERE CALM.

THERE’S A NICE MEAD0W TWENTY 0R S0 MINUTES N0RTH 0F HERE. I HAPPENED UP0N IT THE TIME I WENT F0R AN EXTENDED WALK.

IT’S PRETTY NICE. PEACEFUL.